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Aarzoo Kar Na Saki Tarq-E-Talluq Ko Qabool..
Tum Se Bichre To, Tumhaare Yaad Ke Ho Beithe..

Call an unknown phone number -and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say "" No wrong number"".
Again call after five min ""Bashir hai kya ?""
She will be reasonably annoyed ""no this is wrong number"".
Again call ""Bashir aa gaya kya""?
She will say ""aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again call after five min "" Bashir ko phone dena.""
She will cry with all gaaleees.
You just drop the phone.
Call after another five min ""Main Bashir bol raha hun, Mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Phir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hoon!

us ke hasrat hai jise dil se mita bhi na sakun
dhundhane us ko chala hun jise pa bhi na sakun
dal kar khak mere khoon pe qatil ne kaha
kuch yeh mehandi nahi meri ke mita bhi na sakun
zabt kambakht ne aur aa ke gala ghonta hai
ke use hal sunaun to suna bhi na sakun
us ke pehlu mein jo leja ke sula dun dil ko
neend aisi use aaye ke jaga bhi na sakun
naqsh-e-pa dekh to lun lakh karunga sajade
sar mera arsh nahi hai ki jhuka bhi na sakun
bewafa likhate hain wo apni kalam se mujh ko
ye wo qismat ka likha hai jo mita bhi na sakun
is tarah soye hain sar rakh ke mere zanon par
apni soi hui qismat ko jaga bhi na sakun.

Hujoom itna ho tere ghar mein khushion ka ae dost
ke tujhe bathroom jana ho aur rasta nah mile