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Aik dafa aik aadmi ki cycle choori ho gai tho os nay bazar main oonchi awaz say kaha""Agar meri cycle na mili tho main wohi kuch karoonga jo meray bhai nay kia tha.""ye soon kar choor cycle chorh kar bhag gia.bad main aik aadmi nay os say poocha k thumharay bhahi nay kia kiea tha tho wo bola""os nay nai cycle kharidi thi.""
HiHiHiHiHI.......HoHoHOHOHoHo.....

Teri yaad main jeetey jeetey aik zamana beet gaya
Humko apne app se bichrey zamana beet gaya
Pani kay pardey per tumne naam wafa ka likha tha
Pani ki lehroon ko taktey aik zamana beet gaya.

hazaron khahishen aise ke har khahish pe dam nikle ...bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kam nikle /ab zara is ko change kar ke parhta hai ..............hazaroon larkian aise ke har larki pe dam nikle.... bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kab nikle

Kahan Qatal Badlte Hain Faqat Chehray Badalte Hain
Ajab Apna Safar Hai Fasle Bi Sath Chalte Hain
Bahut Kam Zarf Tha Jo Mehflon Ko Kar Gya Weran
Na Pocho Hal-e Yaran Sham Ko Jab Saye Dhalte Hain
Wo Jis Ki Roshni Kache Gharon Tak Bi Pahunchti Hai
Na Wo Suraj Niklta Hai Na Apne Din Badlte Hain.

Be''Panah Be''Qadar Be''Hadd Be''Bass Ho Kar.

Humne Tumhe Itna Chaha Ke Intaha Kar Di...!!!

DO DOST HOTAY HAI AAK KHOTA AUR DUSRA TOTA.DONO HAWAI JAHAZ ME SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAI.TOTA(PARROT)AIR HOSTESS KO BULATA HAI AIR HOSTESS POOCHTI HAI KIA KAAM HAI TO TOTA KAHTA HAI BUS AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI IS TARAH TEEN CHAAR BAR KAHTA HAI TO KHOTA BHI IS TARH HI KARTA HAI AIR HOSTESS PILOT KO KAHTI HAI PILOT KAHTA HAI UN DONO KO GAIT KAY PASS LAJOA WOH UN KO GAIT KAY PASS LA JATI HAI PILOT GAIT KHILTA HAI AUR AIR HOSTESS UN DONO KO DHAKKKAIL DATI HAI WOH NEEECHAY GIRE RAHAY HOTAY HAI TO KHOTA KAHTA HAI MAIN TO MAR GIA MUJHAY URNA NAHIN AATA TO TOTA KAHTA HAI AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI NAHIN KARNI THI.