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ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]

Ye aarzoo hai kay jab bhi galay lagaon usay
Hisaar-e-zaat se baahar nikaal laon usay
Woh aj raha tha kadi dhoop ki tamazat mein
Mila jo ab tou urhahonga apni chaaon usay
Ye ishq bhi hai ajab imtihaan-e-ahad-e-vafaa
Woh aazmaaye mujhe aur main aazmaaon usay
Woh shahar shahar-e-chiraaghan sahi magar ik din
Hawayein yaad dilayengi apna gaaon usay
Woh apnay khwaab mein shayad mujhay ko dekhta ho
Main tishna lub sahi sotay mein kya jagaon usay.

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

Kabhi Ye Dawa K Wo Mera Hai Faqat Mera....
Kabhi Ye Dar K Wo Mujh Sey Judaa To Nahi.?

Kabhi Ye Dua K Ussay Mil Ja''ien,
Saaray Jahaa''n Ki Khushiyaa''n....
Kabhi Ye Kha''uf K Wo Khush Meray Bina To Nahi.?

Kabhi Ye Tamanna K Bass Ja''on Uss Ki Nigaaho''n Mien....
Kabhi Ye Dar K Uss Ki Aankhoo''n Ko Kisi Nay Dekha To Nahi.?

Kabhi Ye Khawahish K Zamana Ho Muntazir Uss Ka....
Kabhi Ye Weham K Wo Kisi Sey Mila To Nahi.?

Kabhi Ye Aarzoo K Wo Jo Maangay Mil Jaaye Ussay....
Kabhi Ye Waswasa,
K Uss Nay Meray Siwaa Kuch Maanga To Nahi.?

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?