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پہلے چند کی روشنی کے بغیر دن کے وقت رات لگے گی،،

نویں دن گرمی پد پلانیٹ کا درمیانہ ہو جائے گا،،

بیسویں دن جھیل، دریا، سمندر سب برف سے ڈھک جائیں گے،،

ستائیسویں دن خط استوا میں درجہ حرارت 0C 18 تک پہنچ جائے گا،،

65 دن بعد عالمی درجہ حرارت 50 0C تک پہنچ جائے گا،،

10 سال بعد گرمی پد 125 0C ہو جائے گا،،

57 سال بعد سمندر پورا کا پورا برف ہو جائے گا ..‬

KISY MUHALLY KA SHAKHS KAFI ARSA SEHAR SY BAHIR GUZARNY K BAHD JAB WAPUS GHAR AA RAHA THA TOH RASTY MAIN UOS KA NAOUKAR MILA.
(MALIK) :GHAR KA KIYA HAL HAI?
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(MALIK) :KUTA KAISY MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):JINAB WOH AAP KY GHOORY KA GOSHAT KHA KAR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA HAI?
(MALIK) :KIYA GHORA BHI MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KE WALIDA K BHAGAIR UOS KE HIFAZAT KAOUN KARTA?
(MALIK) :KIYA WALIDA BHI WAFAT PA GAIEN?
(NAOUKAR):ZAHIR HAI POTY KA GHAM KAISY BARDASHT KAR SAKTEEN THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA BAITA BHI CHAL BASA?
(NAOUKAR):WALIDA K BHAGAIR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA THA?
(MALIK) :KIYA BEWE BHI FAOUT HO GAYE?
(NAOUKAR):MAKAN K NEECHY AA KAR KAISY BACH SAKTEE THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA MAKAN BHI GIR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):GEE HAN!!!""BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI AAO GHAR CHALAAIN.""
KAISA LAGA? AAGAR ACHA TOH THANKS ZAROOR KJEYE GA....""mail adrees py...""

Aik baar Musharaf, Wajpae, Madhuri or Margret Theature train may safar ker rahey hotey hain...achanak train aik tunnel may chali jaati hay or andhera ho jata hay...andheray may pehlay kiss kernay ki aawaz aati hay phir thapar pernay ki....train tunnel say bahir aati hay to sub daikhtay hain k wajpae na apna gaal per haath rakha hoa hay or dard say face laal ho raha hay..but wo sub diplomatic hotey hain or khamoosh rehtay hain..laikin sub kuch na kuch sooch rahey hotey hain...Margret Theature soochti hay k yeh India stupid Madhuri k peechay pagal hain..wajpae nay andheray may Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or us nay thapar maar diya ho ga...Madhuri soochti hay k Wajpae nay muj ko kis kernay ki koshish ke ho ge or andharey may Margret ko kiss ker dee ho ge or thappar khaya ho ga...Wajpae soochta hay k Musharaf nay Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or andharay may Madhuri nay muj ko thapper maar diya.....Jub k Musharaf dil may hunsta hay or soochta hay k Kaash Aik Tunnel orr aa jaey to may Kiss ki aawaz nikal ker Wajpae ko aik or thapar laga doon....ha ha ha..

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