iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the "Terms and Conditions" of a website.

You don't understand anything, still you confirm

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"I Agree"!

Why is there an `Eject` button on the DVD remote?

In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge!

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see.

Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.

Always live an honest and truthful life.

Good morning!

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

If one is supposed to learn from one's mistakes, why do some people have more than one child!

If you can't find the right words for certain situations, just give a smile.

Words may confuse, but a SMILE always convinces.

Once Dravid lost his ID, then everyone called him, everyone called him











'Drav'!

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;

But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.