iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

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The best cosmetics in life:

Truth for lips;

Pity for eyes;

Charity for hands;

Smile for face;

And Love for heart.

Use them every day to make life Beautiful.

Good day!

A caring mother;

A loving daughter;

A doting grandmother;

An affectionate sister;

An all weather friend;

But why always an angry wife?

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Angry... but caring, loving, doting, affectionate and friendly companion!

Happy Women's Day!

A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!

The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.

Santa: Take these 100 rupees.


Guard: Thank you, Sir!

Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

You know you're ugly... when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!

What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller's and an overseas holiday!

Advantage of having an affair with married women...

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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!