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Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

Baandh Lain Hath Seeney Pey Saja Lain Tum Ko
Jee Main Ata Hey Ke Taweez Bana Lain Tum Ko
Phir Tumhain Roz Sanwarain Tumhain Berhta Daikhain
Apney Angan Main Chanmbeli Sa Laga Lain Tum Ko
Is Qadar Toot Key Humain Tum Per Pyar Ata Hey
Bher Lain Bahon Main Or Maar Hi Dalain Tum Ko
Kya Ajab C Khawahish Uthi Hey Hamarey Dil Main
Ker Key Faza Sa Hawaon Main Uchalain Tum Ko
Hey Tumharey Liyey Kuch Aisi Haqeeqat Dil Main
Apney Hathon Main Duwaon Sa Utha Lain Tum Ko
Yeh Khawahish Hey Merey Dil Ki Key Tumhain Khud Sey Zyada Chahain
Khushboo Ki Tarha Apney Man Main Basa Lain Tum Ko
Na Lagey Kisi Ki Nazr-E-Bud Tumhain Aye Merey Hamdam
Apney Dil Main Is Tarha Chupa Lain Tum Ko

Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate hain
agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
k ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate hain.

aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA