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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

1 baar aik ganjay k sar 8-10 baal ug aye ganja naai k pas gaya,

Naai gusse mein bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Ganja sharmaty howy bola inhy color kar do

Baten teri alham hen, jadu teri awaz.
Rag rag min utarti hoi, khushbu teri awaz.

Behte chale jate hen tah-e-aab sitare.
Jese kahin utri ho lab-e-joo teri awaz.

Min sham-e-ghariban ki udasi ka musafir.
Sehraon min jese koi jugnu teri awaz.

Lafzon min chupaye hoe be-rabt dilase.
Chunti rahi shab bhar mere ansu teri awaz.

Ye hijar ki shab bheeg chali he k mere bad.
Roti he kahin khol k gesu teri awaz.

MOHSIN k khyalon min utarti he sar-e-sham.
Rim jhim ki trah bandh k ghunghru teri awaz.

Qarz gham ka chukana parha hai
ro k bhi muskurana parha hai

satch ko satch keh diya tha usii par
meray peetchay zamana parha hai

ik Khuda k na aagay jhukay to,
dar ba dar sar jhukana parha hai

tujh ko apna bananay ki khatir
sab ko apna banana parha hai

kya batayain k kin mushkilo'n mai
zindagi ko nibhana parha hai

sang dil hain jo mash'hoor NUZHAT
shair unko sunana parha hai

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE

Rishton ki dhoop chaon se Azad ho gaye,
Ab tu hamen B Sare Sabaq Yaad ho gaye,

Abadiyon me hoty hain barbad kitne log,
Hum dekhne gaye Tu barbad ho gaye,

Me parbaton se larta Raha Aur chand Log,
Geeli Zameen khod kar Farhaad ho gaye,

Bethy huye hain Qeemti Sofun par Bherriye zafar,
Jangal k log shehar me Abad ho gaye,

Lafzon k her pher ka dhanda B khoob hai,
Jaahil hamare Shehar me Ustaad ho gaye.