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doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

Usay Bhula Doon, Magar Hosla Kahaan Mujh Mein
Woh Mere Khoon Ki Tarah Hai Rawaan Dawaan Mujh men,

Yeh Be Sabab To Nahi Mujh Men Girya-o-Zaari
Koi To Rehta Hai Har Waqt Noha Khuwaan Mujh Men,

Bas Ek Zalzala Aaya Tha Aur Guzar Bhi Giya
Magar Woh Chor Giya Hai Kai Nishaan Mujh Men,

Azeez Itna Bhi Kiyon Hai Sakoot-e-Shaam-e-Alam ??
Kahaan Se Aaie Hain Itni Udasiyan Mujh Men ??

Kabhi Main Dard K Darya Men Doob Jata Hoon
Kabhi Yeh Dard Utarta Hai Meri jaan Mujh Men,

Ye Kon Baant Giya Mujh Mein Ronaqain Apni ??
Yeh Kon Kar Giya Abaad Ek Jahaan Mujh Mein ??

Main Jab Bhi Haath barhanay Lagta Hoon Gulon Ki Taraf
To Urne Lagti Hain Shamsheer Titliyaan Mujh Mein.

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "

Juda Tum Se Huey Hain To Kisi Se Hum Nhi Milty
Koi hum Se Mily Bhi To Khushi Se Hum Nhi Milty

Agr Pathar Ho Tum, To Aao Betho Hum B Pathar Hain
Agr Ho Aadmi, To Aadmi Se Hum Nhi Milty

Hum Apni Zaat Mein Sehra Hain Sehraon Se Yaari Hy
Kisi Darya Samandar Ya Nadi Se Hum Nhi Milty

Hmein Murda Dili Tohfay Mein Tum Ne Hi To Bheji Thi
Gila Mat Kr Jo Ab Zinda Dili Se Hum Nhi Milty

Hmari Zindgi Hy wo Agr Uss Ki Khushi hy To
Chalo kuch Roz Apni Zindgi Se Hum Nhi Milty

Faqeeron Ko Faqeeron Ki Rafaqat Raas Aati hy
Sakhi Aaen To Keh Dena Sakhi Se Hum Nhi Milty

Zindagi Khaak Na Thi Khaak Ura Kay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri

Din Jo Guzra Tu Kisi Yaad Ki Ro Mai Guzra
Shaam Aayi Tu Koi Khuwaab Dikhatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri

Acchay Waqton Ki Tamanna Mai Rahi Umar-e-Rawaan
Waqt Aisa Tha Kay Bus Naaz Uthatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri

Raat Kiya Aayi Kay Tanhayi Ki Sargoshi Mai
Ghum Ka Aalam Tha Magar Suntay Sunatay Guzri
Tujh Say Kiya Kehtay Teray Paas Jo Aatay Guzri

3 boys proposed a girl
1st:
mein tumharay liye apni jaan de doon ga
Girl: yeh tou sab kehtay hain

2nd: mein tumharay liye chaand aur taray tore kar la sakta hoon
Girl: purana dialogue hai

3rd: mein tumhe card me cng bharwa kar de sakta hooon
Gir: aankhon ansuon kay sath: pagal intna chahtay ho muje