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Woh aksar mujh se kehti thi
wafa hai zaat aurat ki
magar jo mard hotey hain
bohat bedard hotey hain
kisi bhanwaray ki surat
gul ki khushboo loot lete hain
suno!
tum ko kasam meri
riwayat torr daina tum
na tanha chor ke jana
na hi dil torr ke jana
magar phir yun hua humdum
mujhe anjaan rastey par
akela chor kar usney
mera dil torr kar us ney
muhabbat chor di us ne
wafa hey zaat aurat ki
riwayat torr di us ne..

aik admi ladies ward me admit hogaya
nurse: tumhen sharam nahee ati ?
admi: kaisi sharam mein tou peda bhi ladies ward mein hua tha

Youn He Doosh Par Sumbalay
Ghani Zulf kay Do-Shanay
Wo-he Sunhri si Rangat
Wo-he Nain Neend Walay

Wo-he ManPasand Qamat
Wo-he KhushNama Sa-Rapa
Jo badan main neem KhaBi
Tu Lah-ho main RutJagaSa

Kabi Payaas ka Samundar
Kabi Aas ka Jazeera
Wo-he Mehrban LahJa
Wo-he Meezban WateeRa

Tujay Shairi Say Raghbat
Usay Shair Yaad Mairay
Wo-he Us kay be QaReenay
Jo Hain Khas Wasaf Tairay

Kisi aur he Safar Main
SirRay-Rah Mil Gai thi
Tujay aur kiya BataOon
Wo Tairi Terah Koi Thi

Kisi Shair-e-BayAman Main
Main Watan Badar Akaila
Kabi Moot ka Safar Tha
Kabi Zindgi say Khaila

Maira JisSam Jhal Raha Tha
Wo Ghat ka Sa-ayBan Thi
Main Rafaqatoon ka Mara
Wo Mairi MizajDan Thi

Mujay Dil say UsNay chaha
Usay Jan say main nay Chaha
Isi HamRahi main Aakhar
Kaheen Aa-gaya Do-Rah-ha

Yahan GumRahi kay Amkan
Usay Rang O Boo Ka Lapka
Yahan LaghRashoon kay Saman
Usay Kha-aishoon nay Thapaka

Yahan Daam thay Hazaroon
Yahan har taraf Nafas Thay
Kaheen Zer-Zameen Ka Dal-Dal
Kaheen Jaal thay Hiwas kay

Wo Faza ki Fakhta Thi
Wo Hawa ki Raj-Putri
Kisi Ghaat ko na Daikha
Kisi Jheel par na Utri

Phir aik Shaam aisi aai
kay wo Shaam Akhri Thi
Koi Zalzala sa aaya
Koi Barq si Ghri thi

Aajab AandheeYan Chaleen phir
Kay Bikhar gay Dil-O-Jan
Na Kaheen Gul Wafa tha
Na Churagh Aaid-O-Paiman

Wo Jahaz Utar gaya tha
Ya Jahaz Utar raha hay
Tairi Ankhoon main Hain Aansoo
Maria Dil Bikhar Raha hay

Tu Jahan Mujay Mili hay
Wo Whoheen Juda hoi thi
Tujay aur kiya Bataoon
Wo Tairi Terah Koi Thi

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

Us Dais Main Lagta Hai Adalat Nahin Hoti,
Jis Dais Main Insaan Ki Hifazat Nahin Hoti..

Makhlooq-e-Khuda Jab Kisi Mushkil Main Phansi Ho,
Sajday Main Parray Rehna Ibadat Nahin Hoti..

Hum Khak Nasheenon Se Hi Kyun Kartay Hain Nafrat,
Kya Parda Nasheenon Main Ghalazat Nahin Hoti..

Ye Baat Nayi Nasal Ko Samjhani Parray Gi,
Uryani Kabhi Bhi Saqafat Nahin Hoti..

Sir Ankhon Par Hum Us Ko Bitha Laitay Hain Aksar,
Jis K Kisi Waday Main Sadaqat Nahin Hoti..

Pohncha Hai Agarchay Barra Nuqsan Hamaisha,
Phir Bhi Kisi Banday Ki Ataat Nahin Hoti..

Har Shakhs Sir Pe Kafan Bandh K Niklay,
Haq K Liye Larrna To Baghawat Nahin Hoti..

molvi sahab se kisi ne poocha: halwa khayenge ya murghi
molvi sahab: Allah tumhe bhi isi tarah paresha kare jiss tarah tum ne muje pareshani mein dal diya hai.