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aik admi army me bharti hogaya do din bad jung shuru hogai, doran e jang aik goli uss aadmi ke helmet par lag gai jab us admi ne ye dekha to bhag khara hua aur bola, aqalmand kay liye ishara hi kafi hota hai

Us Ka Apna He Karishma Hai, Fasoon Hai, Yoon Hai
Yoon To Kehney Ko Sabhi Kehtey Hein Yoon Hai, Yoon Hai

Jesey Koi Dar-E-Dil Per Ho Satada Kab Se
Aik Saaya Na Daroon Hai, Na Baroon Hai, Yoon Hai

Tum Ne Dekhi He Nahi Dasht-e-Wafa Ki Tasweer
Nook-e-Her Khaar Pe Ik Qatra-E-Khoon Hai, Yoon Hai

Tum Muhabbat Me Kahaan Sood-O-Ziyaa'n Ley Aaye
Ishq Ka Naam Khirad Hai, Na Janoo'n Hai, Yoon Hai

Ab Tum Aye Ho Meri Jaan Tamasha Kerney
Ab To Darya Me Talatum, Na Sakoon Hai, Yoon Hai

Nasihaa Tujh Ko Khaber Kia K Muhabbat Kia Hai
Rooz Aa Jata Hai, Samjhata Hai, Yoon Hai, Yoon Hai

Shairy Taza Zamanoon Ki Hai Memaar Faraz
Yeh Bhe Ik Silsila-E-Kunn Faya koo'n Hai, Yoon Hai

Usay Kehna Mukammal Kuch Nahi Hota,
Milan Bhi Na Mukammal Hai,
Juddai Bhi Adhori Hai
Yahan Bus Maut Puri Hai
Usey Kehna,
Udasi Jab Ragon Main Khoon Ki Maanind,
Utarti Hai Bahut Nuqsan Karti Hai,
Usay Kehna
Parindo Ki Judai Peh Shajar Jab,
Bain Kerty Hain Buhat Bechain Kerty Hain,
Usey Kehna
Bisaat-E-Ishq Peh Jab Maat Hoti Hai,
Dukhoon K Shehr Main Tab Raat Hoti Hai,
Mukammal Bas Khuda Ki Zat Hoti Hai

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

Wo kehti hai suno jaana,
Mohabbat moum ka ghar hai,
Tapish-e-bud-gumani ki,
Kahin pighla na de is ko?

Main kehta hoon,
Jis dil main zara bhi bud-gumani ho,
Wahan kuch aur ho to ho,
Mohabbat ho nahi sakti,

Wo kehti hai sada aisay he,
Kia tum mujh ko chaho ge?
K main is main kami koi bhi,
Gawara ker nahi sakti,

Main kehta hoon,
Mohabbat kia hai ye tum ne sikhaya hai,
Mujhe tum se mohabbat k siwa,
Kuch b nahi aata,

Wo kehti hai,
Judai se bohat darta hai mera dil,
K khud ko tum se hat ker dekhna,
Mumkin nahi hai ab,

Main kehta hoon,
Yahi khadshay bohat mujh ko satate hain,
Magar sach hai mohabbat main,
Judai saath chalti hai,

Wo kehti hai,
Batao kia meray bin jee sako ge tum?
Meri baaten, meri yaaden, meri aankhen,
Bhula do ge?

Main kehta hoon,
Kabhi aisi baat per socha nahi main ne,
Ager ek pal ko bhi sochon to,
Saansen rukne lagti hain,

Wo kehti hai tumhen mujh se,
Mohabbat is qadr kyon hai?
K main ek aam si larrki,
Tumhen kyon khaas lagti hon?

Main kehta hoon,
Kabhi khud ko meri aankhon se tum dekho,
Meri dewaangi kyon hai,
Ye khud he jaan jao gi,

Wo kehti hai,
Mujhe waraftagi se dekhte kyon ho?
K main khud ko bohat,
Qeemti mahsoos kerti hoon,

Main kehta hon,
Mata-e-jaan bohat anmol hoti hai,
Tumhen jub dekhta hoon zindgi,
Mahsoos kerta hoon,

Wo kehti hai,
Mujhe alfaz k jugno nahi milte,
K tumhen bata sakon,
K dil main meray kitni mohabbat hai,

Main kehta hoon,
Mohabbat to nigahon se jhalakti hai,
Tumhari khamoshi mujh se,
Tumhari baat kerti hai,

Wo kehti hai,
Batao na kiss ko khone se darte ho?
Batao kon hai wo jise,
Ye mousam bulate hain?

Main kehta hoon,
Yeh meri shayeri hai aaina dil ka,
Zara dekho batao kia,
Tumhen is main nazar aaya?

Wo kehti hai,
Atif jee bohat baaten banate ho,
Magar sach hai ye baaten,
Bohat hi shaad rakhti hain,

Main kehta hoon,
Yeh sub baaten ye fasane ek bahana hain,
K pal kuch zindagani k,
Tumhare saath kat jayen,

Phir us k baad khamshi ka,
Dilkash raqs hota hai,
Nigahen bolti hain aur,
Lub khamosh rehte hain…!!!

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.

Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon..

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT "

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect"

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked