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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Muzammil Shahzad
Zindagi Jahanum
Us larki k israar par tum ne sharab noshi, ayashi aur awara gardi tark kar di?
"Be-Shak"
To phir tum ne us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
"Mai ne socha itni mushkil se zindagi sudhri hai, to ab usay dobara jahanum banane ki kia zarorat hai"?
"Be-Shak"
To phir tum ne us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
"Mai ne socha itni mushkil se zindagi sudhri hai, to ab usay dobara jahanum banane ki kia zarorat hai"?
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Mar 07, 2018 at 06:03
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Aaj Apnay Dil Ki Baat Bol Hi Doonga
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Mar 07, 2018 at 05:03
Category: photos
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Tere Milnay Ko Be Kal Hogaye Hain
Tere Milnay Ko Be-Kal Hogaye Hain
Magar Ye Loog Paagal Hogaye Hain
Bahaarain Le Ke Aaye Thay Jahaan Tum
Wo Ghar Sunsaan Jangal Ho Gaye Hain
Yahaan Tak Barh Gaye Aalaam-e-Hasti
Ke Dil Ke Honslay Shal Ho Gaye Hain
Unhain Sadyon Na Bhoolay Ga Zamaana
Yahaan Jo Haadsay Kal Ho Gaye Hain
Jinhain Hum Dekh Kar Jeetay Thay Nasir
Wo Loog Aankhon Se Ojhal Ho Gaye Hain
Magar Ye Loog Paagal Hogaye Hain
Bahaarain Le Ke Aaye Thay Jahaan Tum
Wo Ghar Sunsaan Jangal Ho Gaye Hain
Yahaan Tak Barh Gaye Aalaam-e-Hasti
Ke Dil Ke Honslay Shal Ho Gaye Hain
Unhain Sadyon Na Bhoolay Ga Zamaana
Yahaan Jo Haadsay Kal Ho Gaye Hain
Jinhain Hum Dekh Kar Jeetay Thay Nasir
Wo Loog Aankhon Se Ojhal Ho Gaye Hain
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Mar 07, 2018 at 01:03
Category: sad
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi
Muzammil Shahzad
Miyan Biwi
Miyan ki goad mai bacha so raha tha.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.
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Mar 06, 2018 at 23:03
Category: miya-aur-biwi
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Sahara Jab Nahee Hota
Sahara Jab Nahi Hota Bazurgo Ka to Bacha Bhi
Shikam ki Bhook Ki Khatir Parhai Chhorre Deta Hai
Shikam ki Bhook Ki Khatir Parhai Chhorre Deta Hai
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Mar 06, 2018 at 20:03
Category: photos
Poetry / General
Muzammil Shahzad
Goya Andaz E Tazeem Hai Ameeron Jaisa
Goya Andaz-e-Tazeem hai Ameeron Jaisa
Mery Andar Ka Hay Insaan Faqeeron Jaisa
Hum Ney Chahry Pe Saja Rakhi Hai Shehr Ki Ronaq
Mere Dil Ka Aalam Hai Veeran Zanjeeron Jesa
Us Ko Osaf-o-khasaali Nay Mujhe Jeet Liya
Mere Mureedon Main Tha Shakhs Woh Peeron Jesa
Us Ko Mohsin Ganwa Ke Hain Khasaary Ab Tak
Wh Jo Ik Shakhs Tha Mery Hathon Main Heeron Jesa..
Mery Andar Ka Hay Insaan Faqeeron Jaisa
Hum Ney Chahry Pe Saja Rakhi Hai Shehr Ki Ronaq
Mere Dil Ka Aalam Hai Veeran Zanjeeron Jesa
Us Ko Osaf-o-khasaali Nay Mujhe Jeet Liya
Mere Mureedon Main Tha Shakhs Woh Peeron Jesa
Us Ko Mohsin Ganwa Ke Hain Khasaary Ab Tak
Wh Jo Ik Shakhs Tha Mery Hathon Main Heeron Jesa..
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Mar 06, 2018 at 19:03
Category: general
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Nashtay Se Qabal Warzish Sehat K Liye Mufeed
برطانوی طبی ماہرین نے کہا ہے کہ ناشتے سے پہلے ورزش کرنے والے افراد کی چربی کھانے کے بعد ورزش کرنے والوں کی نسبت زیادہ زائل ہوتی ہے۔ حال ہی میں شائع ہونے والی ایک طبی رپورٹ میں گلاسکو یونیورسٹی سکاٹ ل...
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Mar 06, 2018 at 16:03
Category: health
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi
Muzammil Shahzad
Sawari
Biwi: Tum itni dair se bachay ko chup nahi karwa saktay.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.
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Mar 06, 2018 at 16:03
Category: miya-aur-biwi
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Tumhare Aks Ko Aankhon Me Ham Tasveer Kar Letey
Tumhare aks ko aankhon me ham tasveer kar letey
zara tum theher hi jatey koi tadbeer kar letey
tumhara hath merey hath se yoon chhut jayega
agar mujhko khabar hoti isey zanjeer kar letey
sunehrey khwab thai merey tumhari jheel aankhon me
ham inmai doob jate aur phir tabeer kar letey
biccharte waqt chehre par jo sadyon ki udasi thi
agar ham hosh me hotey usay tehreer kar letey
zara tum theher hi jatey koi tadbeer kar letey
tumhara hath merey hath se yoon chhut jayega
agar mujhko khabar hoti isey zanjeer kar letey
sunehrey khwab thai merey tumhari jheel aankhon me
ham inmai doob jate aur phir tabeer kar letey
biccharte waqt chehre par jo sadyon ki udasi thi
agar ham hosh me hotey usay tehreer kar letey
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2 Like ·
Mar 06, 2018 at 12:03
Category: love
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