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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Haseeb Raza
Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai
Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye
Pappu : Mujhe??
Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???
Pappu : 20 :D
Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))
Hahahahahaha
Pappu : Mujhe??
Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???
Pappu : 20 :D
Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))
Hahahahahaha
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Mar 10, 2018 at 17:03
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / General
Muzammil Shahzad
Aise Lagta Hai
aisay lagta hai yahi qoum ke gham khawar hain bas
rehnuma saaray ke saaray he adakar hain bas
in pay kiyon kholtey ho janat-e Firdous ke baab
ehley duniya hain, yeh duniya ke talab gaar hain bas
ehley haq jantay hain Adal ke asmaar hain kya
ehley zulmat pay yeh asmaar giran baar hain bas
mulk lota hai magar phir bhi Muaziz hain woh
kaisi majboori kay hum in ke taraf daar hain bas
hum woh badbakht nahi chahtay hain apnon ko
aur gheiron ki mohabbat mein girftar hain bas
kon sa jurm tha apna kay mili jis ki saza
hum saya kaar murawwat ke sazawar hain bas
rehnuma saaray ke saaray he adakar hain bas
in pay kiyon kholtey ho janat-e Firdous ke baab
ehley duniya hain, yeh duniya ke talab gaar hain bas
ehley haq jantay hain Adal ke asmaar hain kya
ehley zulmat pay yeh asmaar giran baar hain bas
mulk lota hai magar phir bhi Muaziz hain woh
kaisi majboori kay hum in ke taraf daar hain bas
hum woh badbakht nahi chahtay hain apnon ko
aur gheiron ki mohabbat mein girftar hain bas
kon sa jurm tha apna kay mili jis ki saza
hum saya kaar murawwat ke sazawar hain bas
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Mar 10, 2018 at 17:03
Category: general
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Muje Is Tarah Apni Mohabbat Me Masroof Kar De E Allah
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1 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 13:03
Category: photos
Poetry / Poetry Sms
Muzammil Shahzad
Mere Aashna Bhi Ajeeb Thay
marey aashna bhi ajeeb thay nah Rafeeq thay nah raqeeb thay
mujhe jaan se dard Aziz tha unhen fkrِ charah giri rahi
mujhe jaan se dard Aziz tha unhen fkrِ charah giri rahi
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Mar 10, 2018 at 10:03
Category: poetry-sms
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ureeda Tehreem
A Brilliant Marketing Statement Written Outside A Women Shoe Shop
A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a ''Women Shoe Shop''.....
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50% discount if you select in 5
minutes!
outside a ''Women Shoe Shop''.....
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50% discount if you select in 5
minutes!
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3 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 10:03
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / General
Muzammil Shahzad
Tere Qabil Nahi Hota
nah ro ae shama parwano ka naazuk dil nahi hota
yeh deewany hain mar jana inhen mushkil nahi hota
bas ab chupkay raho mansoor ki baabat nah khilwao
mohabbat itni bhar dete ho jitna dil nahi hota
khuda rakhay tumahra gham to kya aalam sama jaye
zara sa dil samajte ho zara sa dil nahi hota
ellahi doob jana he rakha hai kya muqadar mn
idhar jati hai kashti jis taraf saahil nahi hota
azal se mehv hon ainaa dil ki safai mein
tairay qabil banata hon tairay qabil nahi hota
yeh deewany hain mar jana inhen mushkil nahi hota
bas ab chupkay raho mansoor ki baabat nah khilwao
mohabbat itni bhar dete ho jitna dil nahi hota
khuda rakhay tumahra gham to kya aalam sama jaye
zara sa dil samajte ho zara sa dil nahi hota
ellahi doob jana he rakha hai kya muqadar mn
idhar jati hai kashti jis taraf saahil nahi hota
azal se mehv hon ainaa dil ki safai mein
tairay qabil banata hon tairay qabil nahi hota
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3 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 04:03
Category: general
Social Wall / Photos
Ijunoon
Bagh Ibn E Qasim Clifton Karachi
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1 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 02:03
Category: photos
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Mehmood Khan
Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha
Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
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4 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 02:03
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / Sad
Kashif Yaqoob
Mere Hathon Main Apne Naam Ki Lakeer Dekhna
Mere Hathon Main Apne Naam Ki Lakeer Dekhna
Meri Ankhon Main Apne Husn Ki Tasveer Dekhna
Kya They Or Kya Bna Dia Teri Ulfat Ne
Kese Ban Gaye Hain TereMere Hathon Main
Apne Naam Ki Lakeer Dekhna
Meri Ankhon Main Apne Husn Ki Tasveer Dekhna
Kya They Or Kya Bna Dia Teri Ulfat Ne
Kese Ban Gaye Hain Tere Pyar Mein Faqeer Dekhna
Boht Naaz Hy Na Tujy Apni Husn ki Dolat Per Dost
Mere Paas B Hy Zakhmon Ki Jageer Dekhna
Mere Ho Or Mere Hi Raho Ge Hamesha
Rang Laaye Gi Sachey Pyar Ki Taseer Dekhna
Bohat Zulm Sahey Hain Teri Judai K Ham Ne ""
Sada Ek Jesi Nhi Rehti Taqdeer Dekhna
Meri Ankhon Main Apne Husn Ki Tasveer Dekhna
Kya They Or Kya Bna Dia Teri Ulfat Ne
Kese Ban Gaye Hain TereMere Hathon Main
Apne Naam Ki Lakeer Dekhna
Meri Ankhon Main Apne Husn Ki Tasveer Dekhna
Kya They Or Kya Bna Dia Teri Ulfat Ne
Kese Ban Gaye Hain Tere Pyar Mein Faqeer Dekhna
Boht Naaz Hy Na Tujy Apni Husn ki Dolat Per Dost
Mere Paas B Hy Zakhmon Ki Jageer Dekhna
Mere Ho Or Mere Hi Raho Ge Hamesha
Rang Laaye Gi Sachey Pyar Ki Taseer Dekhna
Bohat Zulm Sahey Hain Teri Judai K Ham Ne ""
Sada Ek Jesi Nhi Rehti Taqdeer Dekhna
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Mar 09, 2018 at 21:03
Category: sad
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