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Iqra Raheem
Aaj Mera Zikar Akhbaar Me Aya Hai
aik aadmi doosray aadmi se: mera zikar aaj akhbar me aya hai
doosra aadmi: sach?
pehla admi: yeh surkhi dekho likha hai nah ke mulk ki abadi 20 crore hogai hai.
doosra aadmi: haan likha hai lekin tumhara zikar kaha hai?
pehla aadmi: un 20 crore me me bhi to hoon
doosra aadmi: sach?
pehla admi: yeh surkhi dekho likha hai nah ke mulk ki abadi 20 crore hogai hai.
doosra aadmi: haan likha hai lekin tumhara zikar kaha hai?
pehla aadmi: un 20 crore me me bhi to hoon
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Mar 11, 2018 at 15:03
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Siyah Hijr Gaya
Siyaah hijr gaya , zard intezaar gayey
kisi ka dard gaya dard k hisaar gayey
udaas raat, khizaan humsafar,safar gumnaam
teray khayaal k mausam humain tou maar gayey
naa jaan bharakti hay apni naa raakh hotey hain
humain yeh kaisi museebat main tum utaar gayey
ajeeb dushman-e-jaan tha k bin larray jeeta
ajeeb jung thi hum jis main haar haar gayey
bohat hee thori see muhallat mili muhabbat ki
hum apna aap magar jaatey jaatey waar gayey
kisi k bhaijey huay aagayey thay dunya main
kisi say maangi hui zindagi guzaar gayey
na chaand atka kisi jaa na badliyaan atkeen
hum uski raat k aangan main baar baar gayey!!
kisi ka dard gaya dard k hisaar gayey
udaas raat, khizaan humsafar,safar gumnaam
teray khayaal k mausam humain tou maar gayey
naa jaan bharakti hay apni naa raakh hotey hain
humain yeh kaisi museebat main tum utaar gayey
ajeeb dushman-e-jaan tha k bin larray jeeta
ajeeb jung thi hum jis main haar haar gayey
bohat hee thori see muhallat mili muhabbat ki
hum apna aap magar jaatey jaatey waar gayey
kisi k bhaijey huay aagayey thay dunya main
kisi say maangi hui zindagi guzaar gayey
na chaand atka kisi jaa na badliyaan atkeen
hum uski raat k aangan main baar baar gayey!!
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Mar 11, 2018 at 11:03
Category: sad
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Shagufta Yasmeen
Ghareebi Par Mazmoon
ustad ne bachon se kaha ke wo kal ghareebi par mazmoon likh kar layen aglay din aik bachay ka mazmoon kuch is tarah tha
" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....
" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....
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2 Like ·
Mar 11, 2018 at 08:03
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Pehle Pehle
fikr-e anjaam kar anjaam se pehlay pehlay
din to tera hai, magar shaam se pehlay pehlay
kaisay dam toar gayeen seenay mein rafta rafta
hasaratein, hasrat-e nakaam se pehlay pehlay
baasِ fakhr howa rehzan o qaatil hona
ghar ujarty thay iss ilzaam se pehlay pehlay
aaye bikny pay to herat mein hamein daal diya
woh to be mol thay nilaam se pehlay pehlay
ho bhi sakta hai, bohat khaas nazar anay lagen
woh jo lagtay hain bohat aam se pehlay pehlay
haae woh waqt kay taari thi mohabbat hum par
hum bhi choank uthte thay ik naam se, pehlay pehlay
hum bhi sotay thay koi yaad sarahnay rakh kar
haan magar gardish-e ayyaam se pehlay pehlay
kis qader taiz hawae theen sar shaam kay dil
jal bujha raat ke hangaam se pehlay pehlay
ab ke mushkil woh pari hai kay yeh jaan jati hai
Saad rehtay thay hum aaraam se pehlay pehlay
din to tera hai, magar shaam se pehlay pehlay
kaisay dam toar gayeen seenay mein rafta rafta
hasaratein, hasrat-e nakaam se pehlay pehlay
baasِ fakhr howa rehzan o qaatil hona
ghar ujarty thay iss ilzaam se pehlay pehlay
aaye bikny pay to herat mein hamein daal diya
woh to be mol thay nilaam se pehlay pehlay
ho bhi sakta hai, bohat khaas nazar anay lagen
woh jo lagtay hain bohat aam se pehlay pehlay
haae woh waqt kay taari thi mohabbat hum par
hum bhi choank uthte thay ik naam se, pehlay pehlay
hum bhi sotay thay koi yaad sarahnay rakh kar
haan magar gardish-e ayyaam se pehlay pehlay
kis qader taiz hawae theen sar shaam kay dil
jal bujha raat ke hangaam se pehlay pehlay
ab ke mushkil woh pari hai kay yeh jaan jati hai
Saad rehtay thay hum aaraam se pehlay pehlay
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3 Like ·
Mar 11, 2018 at 05:03
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
True Incident Happened Today In Karachi Pakistan
TRUE incident ...
KARACHI "
shersha pull per subha 9 bajy
5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan say tha or wo 1 gari say otar kr 2sri par sawar hony lagy thy k
aik
na maloom
motorcycle walay Ne
.
.
.
.
Salam kiya
.
3 afrad ne moqay par hi jawab de diya
or
2 ne kaha
.
.
Ye kaun tha?
KARACHI "
shersha pull per subha 9 bajy
5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan say tha or wo 1 gari say otar kr 2sri par sawar hony lagy thy k
aik
na maloom
motorcycle walay Ne
.
.
.
.
Salam kiya
.
3 afrad ne moqay par hi jawab de diya
or
2 ne kaha
.
.
Ye kaun tha?
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3 Like ·
Mar 11, 2018 at 01:03
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Kis Mohabbat Se Mujh Ko Maara Gaya
mere khowaboon mein chaand utara gaya
kis mohabbat se mujh ko mara gaya
aik qaatil ne takhat khaali kya
aik qaatil ko phir puraka gaya
meri aankhon mein khoon uttar aaya
mujh ko maqtal se jab guzaraa gaya
mere baazu nahi rahay mere
lo mara aakhri sahara gaya
phir marey haath paon chalne lagey
jab marey haath se kinara gaya
sab se barh kar tha saneha apna
jung ke sath dil bhi haara gaya
log hanstay hain apni baton par
hum jo kehte hain dil humhara gaya
meri qeemat wusool hotay he
Saad dushman pay mujh ko waraa gaya
kis mohabbat se mujh ko mara gaya
aik qaatil ne takhat khaali kya
aik qaatil ko phir puraka gaya
meri aankhon mein khoon uttar aaya
mujh ko maqtal se jab guzaraa gaya
mere baazu nahi rahay mere
lo mara aakhri sahara gaya
phir marey haath paon chalne lagey
jab marey haath se kinara gaya
sab se barh kar tha saneha apna
jung ke sath dil bhi haara gaya
log hanstay hain apni baton par
hum jo kehte hain dil humhara gaya
meri qeemat wusool hotay he
Saad dushman pay mujh ko waraa gaya
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2 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 23:03
Category: sad
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Dunya Mai Aids K Marizon Mai Kami Hui Hai
موذی مرض ایڈز کے بارے میں اقوام متحدہ کی جانب سے نئی جائزہ رپورٹ کا اجراء کر دیا گیا ہے۔ اس عالمی ادارے کے مطابق گزشتہ سات برسوں کے دوران اس مرض سے ہونے والی ہلاکتوں میں واضح کمی واقع ہوئی ہے۔
ایڈ...
مزید پڑھیں
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1 Like ·
Mar 10, 2018 at 21:03
Category: health
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