Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Moiz Malik

Santa To The Shopkeeper: Give Me One Litre Wheat Flour.

Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

· 1 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 10:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Santa: I Can Speak And Understand 7 Languages.

Santa: I can speak and understand 7 languages.

Banta: English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu. But may I know, which other three?

Santa: Profanity, Sarcasm and Real shit.

· 0 Like · Nov 29, 2014 at 11:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Kashif Mali

Santa & Banta Were Looking At Egyptian Mummy.

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

· 0 Like · Nov 27, 2014 at 22:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Daud Bhatti

In An African Safari, A Lion Suddenly Pounced On Santa's Wife.

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2014 at 04:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Sana Ali

Santa And His Girlfriend Were Showering Together.

Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.

Girl: Do dirty things to me.

Santa puts soap in her eyes.

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2014 at 22:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shayan Shahid

Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge Diamond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.

Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

· 0 Like · Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ak Motiwala

Jeeto: Yesterday Night I Had A Dream That You Were Sending Me Jewellery And Clothes.

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.


Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

· 0 Like · Nov 25, 2014 at 19:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nasir Alam

"your Hair Wants Cutting Badly, Sir", Said A Barber Insinuatingly To Banta.

"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.

Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!

· 0 Like · Nov 24, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Abdul Rasheed

Santa: Dr, I Think I Need Glasses.

Santa: Dr, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank!

· 0 Like · Nov 23, 2014 at 11:11
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