Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Moiz Malik
Santa To The Shopkeeper: Give Me One Litre Wheat Flour.
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 10:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Bilal Ahmed Khan
Santa: I Can Speak And Understand 7 Languages.
Santa: I can speak and understand 7 languages.
Banta: English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu. But may I know, which other three?
Santa: Profanity, Sarcasm and Real shit.
Banta: English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu. But may I know, which other three?
Santa: Profanity, Sarcasm and Real shit.
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Nov 29, 2014 at 11:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Kashif Mali
Santa & Banta Were Looking At Egyptian Mummy.
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
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Nov 27, 2014 at 22:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Daud Bhatti
In An African Safari, A Lion Suddenly Pounced On Santa's Wife.
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
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Nov 27, 2014 at 04:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sana Ali
Santa And His Girlfriend Were Showering Together.
Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 22:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shayan Shahid
Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge Diamond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Ak Motiwala
Jeeto: Yesterday Night I Had A Dream That You Were Sending Me Jewellery And Clothes.
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
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Nov 25, 2014 at 19:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Nasir Alam
"your Hair Wants Cutting Badly, Sir", Said A Barber Insinuatingly To Banta.
"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!
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Nov 24, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Rasheed
Santa: Dr, I Think I Need Glasses.
Santa: Dr, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank!
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank!
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Nov 23, 2014 at 11:11
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