Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Samra Ali

Bunty: I Want To Do Something Big And Clean In Life.

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.

Pappu: Wash an elephant!

· 2 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 19:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Gulzar Ahmed

Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Lady Teacher: Pappu, may I go to the bathroom?

Pappu: Wow, come let's go.

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2014 at 00:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Sarmad Ali

Pappu: Since My Girlfriend Has Gotten Pregnant, A Lot Has Changed.

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.

Bunty: Like?

Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.

· 1 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Kashif Mali

Maths Teacher To Pappu, "if Both Of Your Parents Were Born In 1969, How Old Would They Say They Are Now?"

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"

Pappu: That depends.

Teacher: Depends on what?

Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2014 at 05:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Sanam Baloch

Teacher: Pappu, You Know You Can't Sleep In My Class.

Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

· 1 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 14:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Amna Obaid

Bashful Pappu: I Want A Present For A Young Lady.

Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.

Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?

Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2014 at 00:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Faisal Razzaq

Jeeto To Her Son, "now, Pappu, You Can't Have The Hammer To Play With. You'll Hit Your Fingers."

Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."

Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!

· 0 Like · Nov 25, 2014 at 08:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Amnah Khan

While Filling A Form:

While filling a form:

Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?

Santa: Too long.

· 0 Like · Nov 24, 2014 at 16:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Mohammad Afzal

Santa: Why Are You Always At The Bottom Of Your Class?

Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?

Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!

· 0 Like · Nov 23, 2014 at 18:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Omar Hassan

Teacher: Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pappu: Life imprisonment!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 07:12
Category: Pappu
 
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