Marriage

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai!

Everytime I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife somehow finds it out!

If you are happy even after your marriage, you haven't taken your marriage seriously!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?

2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?

1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

What is the difference between welding and wedding?

In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;

Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!

Hard fact of married life:

Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";

Kyunki

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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!

Wife to her husband: I love you!

I can't live without you!

Mar Jaungi!

Mit Jaungi!

Jehar Pee Luongi!

Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!

Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!