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Qamar Jabbar

Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'?

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

· -1 Like · Nov 24, 2014 at 07:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Mehwish Jatt

Hard Fact Of Married Life:

Hard fact of married life:

Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Hammad Yousuf

Wife: Darling, Kuch Aisi Baat Karo Ki Mai Khush Ho Jaun Aur Jal Bhi Jaun.

Wife: Darling, kuch aisi baat karo ki mai khush ho jaun aur jal bhi jaun.

Husband: Jaan tum meri Zindagi ho aur... aur... aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe.

· 0 Like · Nov 20, 2014 at 17:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Abdul Qadeer

Marriage Is Like A Walkie Talkie.

Marriage is like a Walkie Talkie.

Hubby goes out for a walkie, when wifey gets very talkie!

· 0 Like · Nov 20, 2014 at 11:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Daud Bhatti

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake All Night Thinking Abo...

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

· 0 Like · Nov 14, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Shabana Gul

Wife: Don't You Have Simple Manners. I Have Been Speaking For Hours And You Keep On Yawning.

Wife: Don't you have simple manners. I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning.

Husband: I'm not yawning... I'm simply trying to say something!

· 0 Like · Nov 13, 2014 at 20:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Naila Ahmed

Evolution Of Man:

Evolution of MAN:


Before meeting her, Spider Man;


After meeting her, Gentleman;

During wedding, Superman;


Soon after marriage, Watchman;


After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

· 0 Like · Nov 12, 2014 at 04:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Shama Qadir

Two Theories To Argue With Wife :

Two theories to argue with wife :

1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.

2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

· 0 Like · Nov 11, 2014 at 17:11
Category: Marriage
 
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage

Daud Bhatti

They Say That Marriage Makes A Man Dizzy, And It's True. As ...

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

· 0 Like · Nov 11, 2014 at 10:11
Category: Marriage
 
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