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Mahrukh Nida

Someone Has Kidnapped The Indian Cricket Team And Demanded R...

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2014 at 05:11
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Akram Rahi

No Matter How High The Sky Is, How Deep The Ocean Is, How St...

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business.

· 1 Like · Nov 18, 2014 at 09:11
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Naila Ahmed

For Men "I love you" is a mathematical formula - where "I ...

For Men "I love you" is a mathematical formula - where
"I LOVE" is a constant and "YOU" is always a variable!

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2014 at 07:11
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Seddiq Al Khan

The Woman Who Invented The Phrase, "all Guys Are The Same", ...

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2014 at 03:11
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Qaisar Mahmood

When Two Beggars Or Two Software Engineers Meet, They Ask Each Other The Same Question.

When two beggars or two software engineers meet, they ask each other the same question.

So which platform are you working on?

· 1 Like · Nov 03, 2014 at 17:11
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Hammad Yousuf

U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes...

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

· 1 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 09:10
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Sobia Malik

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me One Word For `occurring At The Same Time`?

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.

· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2014 at 14:11
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Nasir Alam

A Girl Returned Home From A Party And Told Her Mother A Young Man Had Kissed Her. "how Many Times Did He Kiss You?" Asked Her Mother.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 10:10
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Fayyaz Karimi

When Things Go Wrong, When Sadness Fills Your Heart, When Te...

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 00:10
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Samra Ali

A History Teacher & His Wife Were Sitting At A Table. The Wife Asked. 'anything New At Work?'

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'

He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 00:10
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