All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,

"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"

Dear Winter,

I'm breaking up with you. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons; and Summer is certainlyhotter than you!

Mat Dhoodho Mujhe Iss Duniya ki Tanhai Mein;


Thand Bahut Hai, Mein to Hunn Apni Rajai Mein!

Aey Sardi Tu Itna Na Itra;

Agar Himmat Hai To June Mai Aa!

Shubh Sardi!