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JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain
Maa: tou bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.