Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

· 7 Like · Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 6 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 6 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

· 5 Like · Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 5 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Jis Ne Jaldbaazi Me Shadi Ki Usne Sara Jeevan Bigaar Liya,

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann

· 5 Like · Feb 22, 2014 at 15:02
Category: marriage Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Admi Apni Wife Ki Photo

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

· 5 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife Tags: Photos Biwi Wife Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)

· 4 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

Upar Wale Ne Aapko "bheja"

Upar Wale Ne AapKo "Bheja" To "Bheja" Par "Bheja" To Aaisa "Bheja" K "Bheje" Me "Bheja" Hi Nahi "Bheja" Dont Mind Ye Muje Kisi Or Ne "Bheja" To Me Ne AapKo "Bheja" Dekha Mera "Bheja" Kaisa msg "Bheja" Waisy aap ne Aaj sara din sms nahi "Bheja" ...?????

· 4 Like · Mar 03, 2014 at 15:03
Category: fool Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 

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