Tag: Doctor
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Doctor Aur Mareez........
Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?
Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.
Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?
Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.
Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?
Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.
Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?
Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.
Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Kion?
Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.
Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????
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Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.
Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?
Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.
Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?
Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.
Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?
Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.
Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Kion?
Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.
Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Doctor Mareez
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Sardaar To Doctor
Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo.
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Doctor
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Gud Doctor
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Doctor
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Me Doctor Banu
Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki
Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki
Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Doctor
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:
1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.
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Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny
Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Doctor To Injured Patient:
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
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Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Car Doctor Hospital Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch Kha Sakta Ho.
Mareez: Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch KHa Sakta Ho . . . . . Doctor: Han Aap Mere Fees Ki ilawa Kuch Be Kha Sakty Ho.
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Jan 21, 2014 at 14:01
Category: funny
Tags: Mareez Doctor Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Pappu To Doctor:
Pappu to doctor: Main Susu Subha 8 Bajey karta houn aur Poti 9 Bajey.
Doctor tou Iss main Problem kiya hai?
Pappu: Ankh 10 Bajey Khulti hai.
Doctor tou Iss main Problem kiya hai?
Pappu: Ankh 10 Bajey Khulti hai.
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2 Like ·
Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: funny
Tags: Kid Waqt Jokes Doctor Sms
Web Directory / Health
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Pakdoctor.com
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Apr 27, 2007 at 04:04
Category: health
Tags: Doctor
News / Politics
Ijunoon
Koelay K Zakhaeer 5 So Saal K Liye Kafi Hain Doctor Samar
پلاننگ کمیشن کے ممبر سائنس وٹیکنالوجی ڈاکٹر ثمر مبارک مند نے کہا ہے کہ کوئلے کے ذخائرسے حاصل کی جانیوالی بجلی اورڈیزل سے ملکی ضروریات پوری کرنے کے علاوہ کثیرزرمبادلہ بھی مایاجاسکتاہے۔ اسلام آباد میں ت...
مزید پڑھیں
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Oct 15, 2010 at 11:10
Category: politics
Tags: Doctor
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