Tag: Hospital
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Doctor To Injured Patient:
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
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Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Car Doctor Hospital Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi
1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)
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Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
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Chines Child
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
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Patient
A thirsty patient asks a nurse for milk,she oppened her top and put her nipples ih his mouth,,
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.
he said...Thank God I did--t ask for water.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
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Unknown
What s the Condition ?
A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.
Guess What would be the reply ???
It is ...
7 are already out.
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
and ............ ......... ......... ...
The first one was a DUCK... :P
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03337616430
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.
Guess What would be the reply ???
It is ...
7 are already out.
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
and ............ ......... ......... ...
The first one was a DUCK... :P
03216371610
03337616430
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Ajeeb Hospital
EK AJEEB HOSPITAL
Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.
Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Pakistan Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
After 5 Minutes
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS
Aftab khan
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Mental Hospital
Hi? is this the mental hospital?
Yes it is.
Can i speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
One moment, I--ll connect you........... I--m sorry, Mr Scott is not answering.
Good. That means that I must have really escaped.
0345-5140610
Yes it is.
Can i speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
One moment, I--ll connect you........... I--m sorry, Mr Scott is not answering.
Good. That means that I must have really escaped.
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Pakistani Man ?
a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital Pakistan
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