Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Jawani He Dewani Dhk K!

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

· 4 Like · Nov 05, 2013 at 13:11
Category: jokes Tags: Baap Beta Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 Baje Shuru Hota Hy Phir Der Q Ki?

Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.

· 3 Like · Oct 09, 2013 at 16:10
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Bacha Exam Me Betha Copy Pr Apna Hath Bana Raha Tha..

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

· 3 Like · May 30, 2013 at 20:05
Category: exams Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Islamic

Kashif Yaqoob

"hazrat Mohammad Mustafa" (s.a.w.w) Ne Farmaya:

"HAZRAT MOHAMMAD MUSTAFA" (S.A.W.W)
Ne Farmaya:
"Bachon ki 5 Aadatein "MUJHE" Pasand hyn..
1-Wo RoRo kr Mangte hyn
OR Apni Baat Manwa lete hyn.
2-Wo Mitti mei Khelte hyn
(Yani Gharoor OR Takabur Khak mei Mila dete hyn)
3-Larr Jhagar k Sulah kr lete hyn
(Yani koi Hasad nahi rakhte)
4-Jo Mil Jaye Wo Kha Jate hyn
Zakhera krne ki Hirs nahi krte.
5-Mitti k Ghar Banate hyn OR Khel k Gira dete hyn
Batate hyn k Duniya Fani hy. "Subhanallah"

· 3 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: islamic Tags: Hadith Cute Amazing Aansu Islam Bacha Allah Sms
 
News / Entertainment

Ijunoon

Ali Zafar Ne Katrina Ko Baloon Se Mehroom Hone Se Bacha Lia

پاکستانی گلوکار و اداکار علی ظفر نے اداکارہ کترینا کیف کو بالوں سے محروم ہونے سے بچالیا۔ اداکارہ کترینا جو ان دنوں فلم ''میرے بھائی کی دلہن'' کی عکسبندی کروا رہی ہیں' اس فلم میں اداکار علی ظفر بھی اہم...
مزید پڑھیں

· 3 Like · Oct 21, 2010 at 12:10
Category: entertainment Tags: Bacha Katrina
 
Sms / Funny

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Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Kehta Hai...

ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Apni Bacha Maa
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Aik Bacha Apni Dadi (grandmother) Say Bolta Hay

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Apni Bacha
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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MANN APPNA BACHA SA....

AKK BACHA APNI MANN (MOTHER) SA APNA DOST KA GAR JANA KI AJAZAT MANGTA HA...MANN KATI HA BATA JAB GAARI(CAR) GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR (CROSS) KARNA...BATA AKK GANTA BAD WAPAS ATTA HA TO MANN KATI HA ITNI JALDI KAYON AA GAY ?...BATA KATA HA APP NA BOLA THA GARI GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR KARNA LAKAN ABI TAK KOI GARI NAHIN GUZRI ASS LIYA MA WAPAS AA GAYYA....

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Dost Bacha
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Eak Bachay Ki Ammi (intresting Joke)..

Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Bazar Bacha
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Waqt Hai Bacha Honay Ka....hahahaha..lolz

yeh waqt nahi hai ronay ka
yeh waqt hai baccha honay ka
uswaqt tu kion na royee thi
jab tu chipak ke soyee thi

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Bacha
 
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