Tag: Bacha

aik bacha bettry walli train chala raha hotta hai.train jab chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ullo ke pathe ne uttarna hai.wo bacha do,teen daffa yahi alfaaz kehta hai.paas he uss ka baap beth kar akhbaar par raha hotta hai.wo sochta hai ke bacha to burre battein sikh raha hai.wo bache se train cheen letta hai.bacha ronna shurru kar detta hai.bacha kehta hai daddy merre train wapis karen .baap kehta hai ke aik shart par karron ga ke abb tum ye alfaaz nahe bollo ge.bacha wadda karta hai ke ye wale alfaaz nahe bole ga.baap usse train de detta hai.wo phir train challana shurru kar detta hai.train jab dubbara chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ne uttar?na hai pehle he train aik ullu ke pathe ke wajha se adha ghanta late ho chukke hai.

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i m Faraz.merre paas bohat bara hazzana hai jokes ka.i invite everybody for fiendship.bye

Ek bacha bara hi batamiz tha har waqte galiyaan deyta tha. us ney eik din apney bape sey farmaish ki key osey round pati per chalney wali train (toy) ley dey us key bape ney kaha eik sharte per jabe tum galiyaan deyna band kar doo. us key kaha manzoor hai.

jabe train ley aye ghar tu us ney train chalna start ki aur station per rok key kheta jin (harami) key bachoon ki utarna hai utrey jin (kaminoo) key bachoon ki charna hai charey.

us key bape ney jabe yeh deykha tu us ney gusey main a key train almari main band kar di aur kaha abe tumhey kabhi yeh nahi miley gi....bachey ka 2 ghantey tak ro ro key bora haal es per bachey ki maa ney kaha soney bacha ro ro key nidhal hai dey dijey na. bari muskil sey bachey ko samjaya key abe nahi deyna gali aur bacha maan gaya.

thori dare main phir train mil gai aur bacha khelney laga aur station per rok key kheney laga..""jin bahijaan ko ko charna hai chareen jin ko uterna hai utrey jaldi pahley hi marey kaminey bape ki waja sey train 2 ghanta late hai ;)

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Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga

AKK BACHA APNI MANN (MOTHER) SA APNA DOST KA GAR JANA KI AJAZAT MANGTA HA...MANN KATI HA BATA JAB GAARI(CAR) GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR (CROSS) KARNA...BATA AKK GANTA BAD WAPAS ATTA HA TO MANN KATI HA ITNI JALDI KAYON AA GAY ?...BATA KATA HA APP NA BOLA THA GARI GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR KARNA LAKAN ABI TAK KOI GARI NAHIN GUZRI ASS LIYA MA WAPAS AA GAYYA....

ik lady teacher nay apnay student ko kaha k beta tum apnay dady se poochna k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
larka gher aaya aur apnay dady se poochnay laga k dady teacher pooch rahi thin k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
to baap nay kaha beta teacher se kehna bachon ( children) ki gaza (food ) baron (big ) ka maza
baap nay bete se kaha k beta tum apni teacher se poochna k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to larka aglay din school gya aur teacher k question ka answer diya aur kaha k teacher mere dady yeh pooch rahay thay k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to teacher nay answer diya k ...................................................................................................................
3 mint ka maza 9 month ki saza
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Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....

yeh waqt nahi hai ronay ka
yeh waqt hai baccha honay ka
uswaqt tu kion na royee thi
jab tu chipak ke soyee thi

do husband wife hotay hain dono ko ek bacha hota hai woh uss ko bahut pyar kartay hain thoray din baad un ko ek or bacha hota hai woh phelay walay bachay ko chor kar dosray walay bachay ko pyar karna shoroo kar detay hain phehlay walay bachay ko jealousy hoti hai woh ek plan banata hai woh yeah karta hai keh bachay ki milk bottle per poison laga deta hai subhah hoti hai to bili dead hoti hai woh bacha phir apni ama keh bobs per poison laga deta hai tu subha hoti hai to abu ji dead hotay hain