GOD doesnt require u 2 b d best,
HE just wants u 2 do ur best
& HE will tek ker of d rest.

Banta: It is a shame but let me confess

I have become HOMOSEXUAL.

Wife: How come?

Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!

Wife: Thank God I am not!

In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:
Oye Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto. "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her...