EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur
khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: “Chutiya” =))

Santa: Chye faida mand hain ya nuqsan deh
Banta: Agar koi pilaye
Tu faida mand hai
Or jab pilani pare tu nuqsan deh ho jati hai

Santa: You wanna come to my New Year's Eve party?
Banta: Sure, when?

Doctor: How is your headache now?
Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

Santa: My wife is a magician.
Banta: Why?
Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke.

Santa: Be strong.
Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?
Santa: My WiFi signal.

Take One Glass Ful Of Sugar
And Put It In To Ur Eyes
And U Will Have Sweet Dreams.
If U Want Masala Dreams,
Try Chilly Powder
gUd nitE

A Happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend
Have lived and loved and labored here
And made of it a happy year.

Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!