I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi
CHAAND ka TUKRA hy
Aur CHAAND par na LighT hoti hy
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
Na Aata
Na Cheni
So plz take no TENSION and
Enjoy your LIFE at CHAAND.

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sey Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhein
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Bana dein"

Is Baat Per Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Kar Diya k

"Ye Mujhy Chor
Smjta Hey?

bilawal to his dad, dad ap ne bure kam kr kr k hamare khandan per daagh lagadia hai.
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zardari,no problem beta daagh to chala jaega ye waqt phr nhi aega....! =)

Meri Qom K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kb Tk bethe Rho Gey?
Qom Pr Ye Wakt bht bhari Hai
Utho Jaldi Kro
Jootay Chapal Sb Chorr Dou



UTILITY STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hy..

Teacher : Lallchi kutte par kahani likho

Student : Miss keon Jail bhijwana chahti hen??

Ustaad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Hy?

Boy: Hathi

Ustaad: Nalaiq Tera Baap Kia Krta Hy?

Boy: MQM Mein Hy

Ustaad: Shabash Hathi Hi Sab Se Taiz Urta Hy.

Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy

Student:ye kuch B nhi, Pak me uska Mazaq uranay par 14 sal qaid ho sakti hy;-) smajh to gay hogy ap.

K.E.S.C MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-

Niyat Krta Hon Mein
2 Ghante Light Band Karne Ki
Wastay Hukomat K
Zulm Ghreeb Awam Par
Hath Mera Switch Ki Taraf
"YE GAI".

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye,

use

"Pakistan ki Loadsheding" maar deti hy