heres a really funny joke, you pakis will love this one like its ur personal buddah
Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he--d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here--s a really funny joke, you Indian will love this one like its ur personal buddah

Why did Lalu Parsad Yadov decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he----d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

app ka appna dost (Rii Rii)

Stars + Moon = Romantic night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Beautiful World
You + Your Smile = Darna Mana Hai....

STAR+MOON = ROMANTIC NIGHT
BIRDS+SKY =LOVELY DAY
FOREST+ANIMAL =BEAUTIFUL WORLD
YOY+YOUR SMILE =DARNA MANA HAI.........

Here----s a really funny joke, you Pakistani--s will love it.
Why did musharraf has 5 kids?

A. Because he--------d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

ur smile is like 7up zera hut k ur voice is like rohafza thund puhancha de ur friendship is like coke maza zindagi ka ur Love is like pepsi YE DIL MANGE MORE AHA.....

Aik aap hain ke
kitne sweet hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne cute hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne lovely hain.
Aik hum hain ke
jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain!

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !

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