Life before Computer..
-Window was a square hole in a room.
-Application was something written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.

Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya,

Na tera koi SMS ya PHONE na aaya,

Tum nadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir kuch aur,

Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya,

Koi door ho kitna hi kya gham hai,

Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai,

Chaahe na kare phone, na kare SMS kya gham hai,

Sirf eak MISS CALL karle ye kya kam hai,

Tamanna kare aap jin bahaaro ki,

Wo bahaar aapke kadmo me ho,

Khuda aapko wo hakeekat me de,

Jo socha aapne kabhi sapno me ho,

Chehre ki har muskaan ban jata hai koi,

Dil ki har dhadkan ban jata hai koi,

Phir kaise jiye zindagee uske bin,

Jab zindagee jeene ki wajah ban jata hai koi,

APPLE

APPLE=vitamins
VITAMINS=power
POWER=work
WORK=money
MONAY=woman
WOMAN=tension
TENSION=depression
DEPRESSION=death
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aur khaoo APPLE

Dil ka dard kisi ko dikha na sake,

Jo dil me tha vo kisi ko bata na sake,

Kiye the jawaani me larkiyo par jo kharchay,

Unke bill burhapay tak chuka na sake.

SEND ME MESG ON THESE TIME

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 12AM

MID NIGHT
12AM TO 6AM


BAKI TIME MAN BUZY HOTA HON.

=2*2/2*1

=4/2

=2

engineers nvr ask ans kya hai

dey only ask

ans kya lana hai