Zeeshan Kaliya

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight.

Friend: Never heard of love at second sight?

Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!

Irony: IPL 7 is being telecast live on Sony HD, Channel No. 420 on Tata Sky!

The past of eat is ate & the future of ate is weight!

Women are smarter than men, but men have the advantage of not knowing this.

Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton!

Let us live an atomic life hereafter!

Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?

Girl: OK!

Boy: Thanks! Isn't is very dark?

Girl: Yep it is!

Boy: That's my life without you!

What we receive is information;

What we preserve is knowledge;

What we use is intelligence;

But what, when and how we use it is our wisdom!

Good morning!