Safia Saeed

2 moqe p insan apne dost ko bhi bhool jata hai,
1: pyari si girl friend mill jaye,
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ya aaloo ki biryani main achanak boti mill jaye..

1 chota larka bus ki khirki se pishab kr rha tha
1 anty ney dekha or bola
anty: tujhe sharam nhi ati
bacha:anty sharam ko choro
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presure dekho kitna dur ja rha hai :D :P
!!OwN3R!!

Aaj kuch is tarah hume unki yaad ane lagi
Dil ki gahrayi se ye baat hume satane lagi

Main samajhta raha usey bhool raha hun mai
Ayena dekha to tasveer uski nazar ane lagi

Pal har pal mai tadpta rahta hun uske liye
Marna chaha bhi to saanse uski satane lagi

Rom rom me basi hai uske jism ki khushbu
Usey dil bhar k chumne ki khwahish ane lagi

Main kya bataun kis tarah se ji raha hun mai
Aisa lagta hai maut ki aahat mjhe satane lagi

Main khafa hun us se wo bewafa hai mujhse
Phir najene kyon ye ankhen mjhe rulane lagi

Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.

kiss kis kis kis ko kis kis ki mehfil main kiss kiya ek hum hi badnaseeb the jisne app ko miss kiya.

ONCE A SARDAR JEE IS VERY DIRTY HE GOES TO BATH AFTER 2 YEARS ONLY LAUGH YAAR THE JOKE IS FINISHED