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Usaman Khan

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Sms / Sardar

Usaman Khan

Shukar Rabb Da

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.


Aftab khan



· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2014 at 01:11
Category: sardar
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Usaman Khan

Immediately After His Annual Examination, Santa With A Multitude Of Problems Asked Anxiously, "doctor, How Do I Stand?"

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.

· 0 Like · Nov 12, 2014 at 02:11
Category: SantaBanta
 
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Usaman Khan

It's Very Rude To Talk While I'm Interrupting.

It's very rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

· 0 Like · Nov 11, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Usaman Khan

Adnan Sami Ki Charbi

Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Qasam

Murree Ki Sardi Ki
Qasam


Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki
Qasam


Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki
Qasam

?I Miss U



· 1 Like · Oct 27, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Missing You
 
Whatsapp Messages / Monday

Usaman Khan

The 5 Stages Of Getting Ready For Work On Monday Mornings:

The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

Have a very nice Monday!

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Monday
 
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning

Usaman Khan

Life Is Not Rehearsal. Each Day Is A New Show, No Repeat And No Rewind. So Give Your Best Shot In All Your Acts, As The Show Goes On And On...

Life is not rehearsal. Each day is a new show, no repeat and no rewind. So give your best shot in all your acts, as the show goes on and on...

Good Morning!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 22:10
Category: Good-Morning
 
Whatsapp Messages / Guru Amar Das Ji Birthday

Usaman Khan

Guru Amar Das Ji Is Credited With Promoting The Idea That The Body Is The Temple Of God And Should Be Kept Healthy.

Guru Amar Das Ji is credited with promoting the idea that the body is the temple of God and should be kept healthy.

May the divine Guru bless you with good health at all times!

Happy Gurpurab!

· -2 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Guru-Amar-Das-Ji-Birthday
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Usaman Khan

Barber: Will You Have Anything On Your Face When I've Finished?

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 13:10
Category: SantaBanta
 
Sms / Sardar

Usaman Khan

Haramzada

airport par muslim hindu or sardar apne beiton ko recive karne k lie aye.hindu bola mera nawab zada a raha he,muslim .//.//mera bhi khan zada a raha he.sardar.//././aa ria e mera v haram zada//

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: sardar
 

Usaman Khan

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Country : Pakistan

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