Javed Akhtar

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014

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Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name?

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Santa.

Nurse: Birth Date?

Patient: 28 Feb 1985.

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No Car Accident.

· 0 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10

Category: Funny

Sms / Santa Banta

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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga

· 1 Like · Sep 28, 2014 at 21:09

Category: santa-banta

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Love Vectors Hd

Vector & Designs wallpapers

· 0 Like · Sep 22, 2014 at 20:09

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Sms / Sardar

Apply Next Year

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

· 1 Like · Sep 22, 2014 at 05:09

Category: sardar

Sms / Uncategorized

Care 4u

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
Nisha fom Kharian)

· 1 Like · Sep 08, 2014 at 22:09

Category: uncategorized

Sms / Love

bhangi ki love story..??
apne dil k gattar ko teri yadon k kachre se bharta hoon..!
me tere pyar me baasi salan ki tarha sarta hoon..?
tumhe kese batao jaana..!
k tum pe gandi nali k keerey ki tarha marta hoon..

· 2 Like · Sep 07, 2014 at 01:09

Category: love

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