Humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Muzammil Shahzad
Lab Pe Aati Hai
Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Goli Se Ho Mehfooz Khudaiya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Uraday Mujh Ko
Muft Me Jam e Shahadat Na Piladay Mujh Ko
Mere ALLAH Talibaan Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Aur Sikha De Koi T.T Chalana Mujh Ko.
Zindagi Goli Se Ho Mehfooz Khudaiya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Uraday Mujh Ko
Muft Me Jam e Shahadat Na Piladay Mujh Ko
Mere ALLAH Talibaan Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Aur Sikha De Koi T.T Chalana Mujh Ko.
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Nov 08, 2015 at 06:11
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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Oct 11, 2017 at 05:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi
Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The
Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi
Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The
Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!
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1 Like ·
Oct 24, 2017 at 05:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Maria Waheed
Ye Aankhien, Ye Gulabi Honth,
Ye Aankhien, Ye Gulabi Honth, Ye Naagan Si Zulfian....
Tu Qaatal Hai Magar Dil Sey Laganay K Qaabil Hai.....
Tu Qaatal Hai Magar Dil Sey Laganay K Qaabil Hai.....
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Oct 01, 2018 at 01:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Luqman Mali
Ajab Kahani Hai Hath Ki Lakeeron Mein Faraz
Ajab kahani hai hath ki lakeeron mein faraz
safar to likha hai bohat magar petrol nahee likha
safar to likha hai bohat magar petrol nahee likha
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Apr 13, 2018 at 12:04
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Muzammil Shahzad
Mard Honi Chahiye Khatoon Hona Chahiye
mard honi chahiye khatoon hona chahiye
ab grammer ka yahi qanoon hona chahiye
nerceri ka daakhila bhi sersari mat janiye
aap kay bachay ko aflatoon hona chahiye
raat ko bachay parhai ki aziyat say bachay
unko t v ka bohat mamnoon hona chahiye
dostoo english zaroori hai hamaray wastay
feel honay ko bhi ik mazmoon hona chahiye
sirf mehnat kya hai anwer kamyabi kay liye
koi oopar say bhi tele phone hona chahiye
ab grammer ka yahi qanoon hona chahiye
nerceri ka daakhila bhi sersari mat janiye
aap kay bachay ko aflatoon hona chahiye
raat ko bachay parhai ki aziyat say bachay
unko t v ka bohat mamnoon hona chahiye
dostoo english zaroori hai hamaray wastay
feel honay ko bhi ik mazmoon hona chahiye
sirf mehnat kya hai anwer kamyabi kay liye
koi oopar say bhi tele phone hona chahiye
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Nov 09, 2015 at 01:11
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Wo Bhi Din The Dil Kehta Tha
wo bhi din the dil kehta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN
phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE
phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN
phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE
phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE
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Oct 13, 2017 at 00:10
Category: humorous
Poetry / Humorous
Alisha Khan
Zindagi Taaq Sez Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He...
Zindagi Taaq Se Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....
Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....
Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....
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Sep 13, 2018 at 03:09
Category: humorous
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