Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Iqra Raheem

Koir Run Mureed Gutter Me Gir Gaya Hai

Wife:Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis aa gy.
Husband: Q Kya hua ?
Wife :Bahar gali me boht shoor tha log keh rahy thy, K Koi RUN Mureed gutter me gir gaya hai.
Husband: Fitay moun tera, Rana Mureed keh rahay thay Run Mureed nahi.





· 2 Like · Mar 19, 2018 at 00:03
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abdul Kareem

Biwiyan Shadi Ke Foran Baad Aur 3 Maah Baad

biwiyan shadi k foran baad

biwiyan aati hai teer ki tarha, meethi hoti hai kheer ki tarah, namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarah

biwiyan shadi ke chand maah baad

chubhti hai teer ki tarah, kardeti hain faqeer ki tarah, nazar rakhi hai shabbir ki tarah

· 6 Like · Mar 14, 2018 at 08:03
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Shaista Anam

Amrican Aurat Maine Khawand Se Kaha Aainda Khana Tum Banao Gay.



· 6 Like · May 27, 2018 at 16:05
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 8 Like · Jul 09, 2018 at 07:07
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Pinky Queen

Kaun Thee Yeh

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

· 2 Like · Feb 25, 2018 at 10:02
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hina Raheel

Galti.



· 3 Like · Jun 25, 2018 at 14:06
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Mukhtalif Biwian Apnay Shohron Se Lartay Huay

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

· 3 Like · Jul 08, 2018 at 07:07
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ijunoon

Aalu Ke Parathay Aur Kashmiri Pulao

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

· 4 Like · Sep 10, 2018 at 19:09
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

· 2 Like · Apr 16, 2018 at 04:04
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abid Aqeel

The End

· 7 Like · Jun 15, 2018 at 09:06
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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