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Mohammad Ali Shah

1 Buzrug Farmate Hen Muje 3 Kisam K Log Bure Lagte Hen.

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen

1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe

Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?

Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.

· 9 Like · Dec 31, 2016 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Samra Ali

Aik Dafa Do Bhangi

aik dafa do bhangiyon kay paas bhung khatam ho gaye unhoon nay socha kay bank main chri kartay hain aik nay kaha bank jungle main lay chalo so woh jutiyan uutaar kar dhaka laganay lagay aik chor unki jutiyan lay kar bhaag gaya
kuch dair baad aik nay doosray ko pucha hum kitni door a gaye hain dooosra bola
lagta hai kafi door jutiyan nazar nahin a rahin
hahhahahhahahhahahha

· 9 Like · May 24, 2016 at 05:05
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Neelum Chaudhry

Shair Sunayee..

shiar hai..main nay khud lika hai.. ok
badi mushkil say hu hai pyar ka pc chaloo .apnay dil kay hardisk pay aur kitni file daloon.tary pyar ka email maray dil ko lubata hai.magar bich main taray baap ka virus a jata hai..hansooo ..nahin o hooooooo...:(

· 9 Like · May 17, 2016 at 10:05
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Amna Obaid

The Qualities Of Birds

Aik admi film key director say mila aur bola key mujey filmon main chance dean.Director ney kahaa kyoon kya quality hai tum main .Wo admi bola key muj main sub parindon ki khasosyat hain.Director bola ye konsee badri baat hai ye too bahout say actor kar letey hain.Wo admi ye baat sun kar bahout mayoos hua aur khirki(window)kholi aur phur say urh(fly)gya...ha ha ha

· 7 Like · Apr 17, 2016 at 17:04
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Samra Ali

Tamater Kaho

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

· 7 Like · Apr 16, 2016 at 17:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Sms Na Karne Walo K Liye Song.

SmS na karne walo k liye song . . " Agar Tum mil Jao " To Taangen Torr den gay Hum Tumhen paa k Tumhare Peeche Kuttay Chor den gay HUM. Bus Tum mil Jaaaooo... Hanso mat sms kar lia karo.. * Kanjoos

· 7 Like · Sep 30, 2015 at 08:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Logon Ka Rush Aur Pari Maar

Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

#jokes

· 6 Like · Nov 30, 2016 at 06:11
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Kashif Yaqoob

Dost Tum Ek Aise Don Ho.

Dost Tum ek Aise DON Ho Jis K Paas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chaabi Hy Is Liye Hum Aap ko "DON"With "KEY" Kehty Hen Yani K "DONKEY" thanx mt bolo pagal ye tmara haq.

· 6 Like · Sep 29, 2015 at 13:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Abdul Khaliq

Eik Murgi Ne Baaz Se Shadi Karli.


· 6 Like · Sep 28, 2015 at 07:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Zafar Ali Khan

Check Kitnay Din Me Clear Ho Jayega?

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

· 6 Like · Nov 05, 2015 at 12:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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