Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Urooj Zahed

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai.

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..

· 7 Like · Sep 12, 2015 at 13:09
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Amir Rasheed

Mera Boyfriend Ek Number Ka Kameena Hai

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

· 6 Like · Nov 07, 2015 at 22:11
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Shagufta Yasmeen

Tum Paga Huay Kaisay

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

· 4 Like · Nov 01, 2016 at 06:11
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Mehreen Ali

Aadmi Hakeem Se

mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

· 3 Like · Oct 24, 2016 at 06:10
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Memoona Aqeel

Itmenaan

· 3 Like · Nov 03, 2015 at 17:11
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Javed Akhtar

Aji, Kia Faida

· 3 Like · Sep 25, 2015 at 10:09
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Kashif Yaqoob

A Boy With His Father Went To Doctor With Infection On His Face.

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

· 3 Like · Sep 03, 2015 at 09:09
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Muzammil Shahzad

Rangeen

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?

· 2 Like · Sep 05, 2015 at 05:09
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Samreen Qaisar

Sar Par Tankay

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

· 2 Like · Oct 21, 2016 at 13:10
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Nasim Rana

D0ct0r: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

· 2 Like · Jan 29, 2017 at 15:01
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